“Vell, Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know.” 

― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Join the gladiatorial masses and make like the first celebrities in the days of ancient Rome at this hay bale-constructed castle of chaos.


Bearded Kitten are bringing all the bling to the last Secret Garden Party. After 10 years of chaos at SGP they are going out with mint tans, golden chains and vajazzles. Do you think you could complete the Z list Celebrity challenge?

Could you go head to head playing Car-Crashians? Face Jordan's airbags in the mud pit or rip waxing strips off Peter Andre's shins whilst flying through the air? 


The Bearded Kitten games from 'There’s No Business Like Blow Business' to 'Call My Chuff', will test your adjility, stealth and decide wether you’re a V.I.P or a T.I.T


Through the day the Colosillyum sees the craziest games and challenges but by night, the super star DJs come out to play!


Hosting some of the biggest names on the circuit, including The Temple of Boom's Takeover that will see Saturday night Hospital Vs Ram Records, which could possibly be the most exciting collaboration in the history of Drum and Bass. 

Be there or go make a sex tape.



‘Forest fortuna adiuvat’ - Terence (fortune favours the brave)