Twilight

The Absinthe Monologues

Crawford Simplkanck is the owner of a once thriving travelling circus, unfortunately, the public no longer want to see a potato-headed girl with fins and one breast the size of a six-pence. Therefore, for two nights only Crawford Simplkanck will be opening the doors of his cages and inviting you to join him at 'Crawford Simplkanck's Participatory Freak Fest & Absinthe Emporium'.

Prepare to enter a world where hilarity and homicide go hand in hand as his troupe of unique performers, freaks if you will, take you into some of the darkest, silliest and most bizarre territory that has ever professed to be funny.

Expect decadence, excess, music, dance, song, taxidermy and curiosities in a surreal fin de siècle emporium, complete with absinthe bar and silent movie cinema.  Lay back and enjoy the delights of the green fairy as clowns, freakish can-can dancers, men-eating-chicken, gypsy bands, accordion players and not-so-saucy wenches entertain and bewilder you.

Come dressed in your finest and immerse yourself in the nefarious delights of La Fée Absinthe!